Definitions of Ass-hat

Definitions of Ass-hat

according the the Urban Dictionary.

A Christmas Story Marathon on TBS

TBS is running A Christmas Story Marathon again this year!


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A Christmas Story

We're going to see A Christmas Story at the Cleveland Playhouse this weekend! I will post my review Sunday. I am so excited.

Brady Quinn is in!!!!

Just had to do a happy dance!!!! I cannot wait to see Brady Quinn start on Thursday.

Palin

This link is really funny.

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

Definition of an Asshat

I have a friend who uses the term Asshat frequently. I assumed it meant some sort of jerk. Over the last two days I have had to deal with two people I would consider labeling as such. To be sure I was on the right track, I looked up the definition.

According to the flickr website, Asshat is defined as:

"An Asshat is anyone who's got their head planted firmly up their ass, i.e. wearing their ass as a hat.

Asshats are inconsiderate, rude, or just plain mean. Anyone who's actions are taken with no regard, or a disregard for others, is an Asshat. Asshats, while often stupid, are not considered so for being stupid, but for their actions.

Common signs of an Asshat are, but not limited to, driving erratically, driving slow in the left lane, cutting people off, cutting in line, leaving trash around, not cleaning up after themselves, abusing privileges, and in general pissing people off for no good reason.

An Asshat is not necessarily someone who is stupid, can't spell, or is incompetent, although that doesn't rule them out of the group if their actions indicate otherwise."

flickr has a site dedicated to ridiculing the asshats of the world. If you are so inclined to participate or just view their musings, click here.

History of the Cleveland Browns DVD

I just got an e-mail from the Cleveland Browns site for the opportunity to buy The History of the Cleveland Browns.

Where's Waldo? with navy dress shoes

I had no idea how hard it is to find a navy special occasion shoe. I have tried several stores and the sales people all say the same thing,"I have customers in all the time looking for them but we have none." I even tried online. What the heck. So, I will have to wear silver with my new Elizabeth Taylor "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" style dress. Grrrr.....

The upside is that while driving to store number 8 or 9 I decided to put my hair up. Driving with one hand and rummaging through my purse with the other, I found something I thought I had lost - my half of the best friends necklace. I thought of my friend Jenny, who passed away this July, and I smiled.

Origin of the Cleveland Brown's name

Football is finally here. In the spirit of the season, I thought I'd look up how the Cleveland Browns got their name. According to the Pro Football Hall of Fame site, the name was picked via a fan poll in 1945. Paul Brown initially was against the idea, so the Cleveland All-American Football Conference franchise picked the Panthers - also on the fan poll. It seems that our beloved Browns were meant to be because the rights to the name "Cleveland Panthers" already belonged to a businessman who had tried and failed with his football team. And so, Paul Brown gave his permission for his name to be used.

Click here to see the origins of various other NFL team names.

rest in peace Big Kitty

Our eldest cat passed away this morning. Jason found her lifeless in the living room. It looks like she died in her sleep.

We will miss her sweetness, ridiculously loud purr, head butting, plopping down in the middle of our card games so we will pet her, and her snoring - even her meowing at us for food or to go to bed. She was our pretty girl. I miss her already.

Star Wars, Obama, and Hilary

I have not decided who I am voting for yet; Much depends on the VP selected. Being that I am a fan of Jib Jab, I had to share this clip. It is a spoof using Star Wars and the Democratic candidates before Hilary Clinton conceded the nomination.

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BARACK | Funny Jokes at JibJab

time for some campaignin'

Time for Some Campaignin' | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Happy Birthday to me!

Passed my NCLEX, started my new job, and a birthday all in just over a week. Life is good.

rest in peace my friend

I got an e-mail today from my mom to let me know one of my best friends from childhood passed away, and that the obit was in the paper. At first, my stomach sank. It is not possible I thought - as I typed as quickly as my fingers would allow to get to the paper's website. She was only 35! Guilt immediately consumed me. I had not spoken to her in years. We had a disagreement in high school and (because we are equally stubburn)we never made up. Reading the obit evoked a flood of emotion I did not expect. I began to sob with my boys in the room. They have never seen me like that, so I was anxious to regain my composure. Once I dried myself off, I searched everywhere to find my half of our Best Friends necklace. It was not where I thought it was, which lead to an hour long frantic sifting through every container and box in hope of finding the "safe place" I put it. No luck. Just add that to my list of regrets.

My old friend Jenny was an amazing person. I am a fool for not being a better friend and now she will never know how sorry I am.

So, here I am, sending my apology out to the great void we know as the internet. Rest in peace my dear friend. I love you.

George Clooney as Mullet Man

Last night I dreamt of George Clooney. Yep, it's just one handsome celeb or another when I do finally fall asleep. :) Sadly, he was not as attractive as the shirtless Matthew McConaughey from before. No, this sexy symbol had a mullet- a Billy Ray Cyrus, salt and pepper on top, red on bottom, mullet. My choice of late night snack is likely to blame. With Angel Food cake I get Matt while Lucky Charms cereal gives me Clooney as Mullet Man. I think looking through my old middle school year books played a part as well. Many a mullet, but none so good as George.